It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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