Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
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