Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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