This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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