I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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