my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
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