The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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