we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Randomize
