somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
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A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
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There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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