What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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