You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
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I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
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Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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