this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
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I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
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I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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