do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
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YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
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I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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