I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
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Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
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Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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