I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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