just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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