Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
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So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
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I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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