He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
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My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
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I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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