Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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