Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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