Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Randomize
