i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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