...so i touched it.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
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