I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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