new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
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Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
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I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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