you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
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That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
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Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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