Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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