i permit you to call me
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
my sisters under your porch take her home
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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