I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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