That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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