I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Randomize
