I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
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In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
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I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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