And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
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I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
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Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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