im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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