watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
worst night to have a conscience
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
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Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
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Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
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