She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
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It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
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apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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