But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
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picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
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I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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