I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
