i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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