I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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