Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
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