Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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