yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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