Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
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I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
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"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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