at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
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You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
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The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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