I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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