i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
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I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
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jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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