So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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