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i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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