How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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