I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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