i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
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Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
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i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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