My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
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If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
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I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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