We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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