I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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