do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
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