I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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